I am not terrible-looking, and I have kids, but don't even call me a MILF.

The -ILF section of the slang (if you don't know what MILF means, go ahead and google) reminds me of a crasser version of the now ubiquitous "hot." Once upon a time, hot was a semi-edgy way to say easy on the eyes. (I was never crazy about hot, either. It sounded kind of naughty coming from my 4-year-old: "My daddy is hotter than your daddy.")

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Why are we so blase about sassifying and sexualizing everything? Men and women alike use MILF -- have we forgotten what it stands for? In this age of political correctness, how is it that we can get away with, at least linguistically, behaving like stereotypically whistling construction workers? These are, obviously, rhetorical questions, but I'm going to go ahead and send them out to the universe. In case you have any inquiries regarding wherever along with the best way to make use of pervfamcom blonde mom stocking xxx pics, you'll be able to email us from the webpage.

While MILF = hot, it is not always used as high praise. I heard a female barista complain the other day, "That (other location of the same coffee) shop is full of annoying MILFs, fresh from the gym with their fake tans." The subtext? These customers aren't simply body-conscious, but -- by the very nature of their upkeep -- superficial, or worse, on the prowl.

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Whatever happened to words like lovely or charming, fetching or attractive? She was a princess (figuratively and, eventually, literally). I've never heard anyone call Grace Kelly a hottie or a fox or a babe. Or imagine referring to classy movie and TV-mom Donna Reed -- what a stunner -- as a MILF.

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Or maybe you've already gone there. Hubba hubba.